Witty Yeti’s Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason. Emergency Backup Gag Gift for Digestive Mutiny & Rear-End Rebellion.

When fartillery opens fire without warning shots...Safe to fart? Negative, soldier. This hilarious and sarcastic dirty joke kit is a good friend when your burrito bites back. If you’ve ever laughed so hard you had to check your pants, this is the gag box for you: quirky, stupid, and embarrassingly useful.Witty creative gift, not just any goofy prank!For birthdays, Dirty Santa, or your obnoxious coworker who thinks we can’t smell his stinky farts but we totally can. This ultimate poop prank kit is a perfect gag gift for all professional sharters! Bonus points if they’ve ever blamed the fart on the marching band.Can I use the poop wipes and tissues in this gag gift kit?Yup! Perfect survival kit for when "silent but deadly" becomes a dirty bathroom emergency. Packed with wipes, toilet tissues, disposable underwear & a hero’s badge – you know, what bathroom legends are made of. Great for dads, husbands, or friends who sneeze, fart, and spill coffee all at once.Make Secret Santa unforgettableNeed ideas for a unique and uncommon revenge without being rude? Whether it’s Secret Santa, White Elephant, Yankee Swap, or a full‑blown poop emergency, this hilarious novelty gag gift tin will have everyone laughing, gagging, or both. Perfect humorous prank for the boss who always blames the stinky chair.What’s in the Box?You'll receive a hinged metal tin shart kit containing a tissue pack, non-alcoholic wet wipes, white disposable underwear, survivor's badge and an instructions card. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.Lifetime satisfaction guarantee!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction!

• SO FUNNY YOUR BUTT LAUGHS FIRST. Colonel Colon reporting for doody! This ultimate potty kit is packed with so many jokes, even your butt will blush. Whoever gets it (dad, boyfriend, that cute guy from finance) might snort, fart, or both.
• THE ENEMY WAS INSIDE ALL ALONG. The warmth. The dread. The betrayal. When your butt writes checks your pants can’t cash, you need a survival kit packed with hilarious poop jokes.
• GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of Witty Yeti's gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
• CODE BROWN: DEPLOY THE KIT. Tissues for the tears. Undies for your pride. Biohazard Bag, wipes, and Instructions Manual for tragedies. And of course, a Hero’s Badge for being a brave little stinker. Wipes not flushable. Pants? Debatable.
• SILENT BUT DEADLY WENT LOUD AND PROUD. From dance floor to disaster zone, this shart kit is combat-ready, sphincter-tested, and certified by the Ministry of Flatulence. Men or women, teens or adults, legends need gear - this is it.